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Alamuddin Fake Pregnancy & Fake Miscarriage Publicity Stunt Script
Topic Started: Feb 19 2017, 05:54 PM (12,128 Views)
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Imagine that you work in publicity, have no moral compass, and your client has no moral compass. Imagine also that this client, a very hungry famewhore, is in a fake marriage to a well-known celebrity, but the fake marriage is scheduled to end soon. You and she have a small window of time left during which to use the fake marriage for publicity and money. In keeping with standard famewhore protocol, recently your client has been wearing loose-fitting clothing, and you have been planting rumors of a possible pregnancy.

Then it hits you: Why not go full-blown fake pregnancy? A "confirmed" pregnancy and miscarriage would result in massive publicity. In fact, a pregnancy and miscarriage would result in both publicity and sympathy, and maybe even make the fake marriage seem real. You remember stories of other celebrity miscarriages and Google them.

You and your client have decided to go forward with the fake pregnancy and miscarriage. You already have signed agreements on file from people associated with your client and her fake husband, agreements which allow you to submit press releases saying whatever you want, even including fake quotes from "well-wishers."

You ask how you can get the most publicity out of the fake pregnancy? In order to maximize publicity resulting from the pregnancy, you could "confirm" that your client is expecting twins. In fact, she'll be expecting a twin girl and a twin boy.

Then comes the question of how to get the most publicity out of the miscarriage? You could make it as seemingly tragic and sensationalistic as possible. It will already involve multiple fetuses, so there's that. But what if your client were very far along in the pregnancy when the supposed miscarriage occurs? In fact, what if she were so far along that any later and the fetuses might be expected to be viable? What kind of fake miscarriage could be more tragic than the image of a mother miscarrying two five-month-old fetuses and watching helplessly as they both die in her arms?

You and your client agree to release "confirmation" that she is five months' along in a pregnancy with twins, and you have her fitted with a pregnancy prosthetic to be worn at an upcoming formal event. You select a formal maternity dress for your client to wear to the event. The press will eat this crap up, a five months' pregnant famewhore in a formal gown talking about how excited she is to be having twins.

Technical Note
Prior to 20 weeks of pregnancy, a natural spontaneous abortion is considered to be a miscarriage. After 20 weeks of pregnancy, a natural spontaneous abortion is considered to be a stillbirth.
source: www.webmd.com

How can you pull off a fake miscarriage at five months pregnant, as the public would expect your client and the fetuses to be rushed to the nearest hospital and every effort made to save the lives of not one, but two fetuses? Everyone directly involved would need plausible deniability. What if your client were to be on a plane over the middle of the Atlantic Ocean when the alleged miscarriage occurred? A commercial flight won't do as there would be too many people on board. This would have to be a private trans-Atlantic flight in order for the story to work.

Taking a private jet for a trans-Atlantic flight is very unusual, even for celebrities, most of whom when crossing the Atlantic simply fly first class via commercial jet.

Staged photos of your client upon exiting the private plane will be offered for sale, and they should bring in millions. She will be shown looking distraught and with her pregnancy belly suddenly and obviously missing. She or her fake husband may be pictured carrying a small cooler or box or blanket or throw, in order that the public imagines the item contains the remains of what could only have been a miscarriage/stillbirth very late in pregnancy. The macabre factor and sensationalism is off the charts, this is pure genius, you think to yourself. Later, mass media outlets will offer your client millions in exchange for the tragic and sensationalistic story of losing five-month-old old boy and girl twin fetuses. Why aren't daytime soap operas beating down your door offering you writing jobs, you wonder.

Nevermind the astronomical odds against all of these events taking place as you have scripted them. Most people won't even think about that, and you and your team will attack those who dare to speak of the improbabilities. You'll pretend to be mothers who have had miscarriages and stillbirths and you'll go on emotional diatribes against those who dare to point out the obvious ridiculousness of your ingenius publicity script. You'll say they are the evil ones, not you and the others who exploit tragedy for profit. Nevermind that real miscarriage and real stillbirth can be heartbreaking, especially later in the pregnancy, and especially when it involves multiple babies.

In order to ensure that the script is not leaked, you keep it on a strict need-to-know basis. Most of your team aren't even aware of the script and simply follow the press releases, although only the stupid ones believe them. Most of those who do need to know are given only small pieces of the script at a time and never the entire script.

I don't know whether my shining a light on this disgusting publicity play prior to its ending will result in any changes to the ending. There are a few alternative endings.

The most obvious alternative ending is for your client to completely come clean and admit that she was never pregnant but pretended to be pregnant for publicity. Unfortunately, this alternative ending is the one you are least likely to use.

The next most obvious alternative ending to this publicity play is for your client to admit that she was never pregnant but also say that the reason she and people associated with her did not dispute the pregnancy is that she wanted to make a point about fake news. She could say that once the pregnancy rumors started, she decided to have a little fun with them as well as make a point.

Unfortunately, I don't think either you or your client is smart enough or moral enough to go with either of the above alternative endings, although I hope I'm wrong about that. Instead, you will probably just delay the fake miscarriage and say that it happened while in some remote location while your client was helping unfortunate people such as refugees. Or, maybe you'll go full evil and procure actual babies off of the black market.

Have you considered that the FBI might ask questions about an alleged stillbirth while on board a private plane? Have you considered that given the American medical definition of a stillbirth is a naturally occurring spontaneous abortion after 20 weeks of pregnancy, most people will expect your client to provide a proper burial plot for the babies? Have you considered that you and your client will never be forgiven for this evil publicity stunt? Of course you haven't, being that neither you nor your client is smart or moral.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

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nice marmot
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It's probably a weight off George's shoulders having this nonsense exposed. You could see in recent pictures that it was weighing very heavily on him.
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I spent most of my weekend working on the video and didn't get much sleep. Between an old computer that was a refurb when I bought it, a movie editor I hadn't touched in over a year and barely knew anything about when I had used it, and two long since deprecated web browsers, it's a miracle it got done. Try using youtube with a deprecated browser; I had to switch back and forth between the two I have because some features would work on one browser but not on the other.

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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

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Instead of burial plots, AA could claim to have had the remains cremated.
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Feb 21 2017, 07:21 AM
Instead of burial plots, AA could claim to have had the remains cremated.
This is true.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

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I know the video is far from perfect, but so far it's gotten four thumbs up, which is at least three more than any Clooney movie has gotten in quite a few years.

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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

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You know if I had wanted to be mean I would have uploaded the video on Friday since they planned to do all of this on Saturday. At that point they probably would have just gone through with the original plan and the video would have proven that they were lying the whole time. I gave them a few days notice so that if they wanted to they could do the right thing. Not that I expect them to do the right thing, of course I don't, I know better than that.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

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Here is the latest on the fake pregnancy and fake miscarriage narrative. Because I accurately called out the publicity hack and her famewhore client out on so many specifics of the script, they're now trying to change the script slightly. George now claims that he does not know the sexes of the (non-existent) fetuses. The purpose of this is to cast doubts on all of the information that was released so far as part of the publicity script, all of which was actually carefully released via press release. By doing this, he can also later state that the reports that Alamuddin is now five months along were incorrect. This is so that they can both delay the fake miscarriage and also say that she was not actually five months along when the fake miscarriage took place. Also they may now claim that the fake miscarriage took place in England instead of while on board a private jet or in USA since England considers the loss of a pregnancy prior to 24 weeks to be a miscarriage, whereas it's prior to 20 weeks in the USA. She could claim to be as far along as 23 weeks and the fake miscarriage in England wouldn't be considered to be a stillbirth like it would in USA. Alamuddin looks pissed off in giant red coat pics, she wanted a more sensationalistic staged photo op. So now part of the plan is to not let people see how far along she might be LOL. Expect her to show up in France on Friday and famewhore it up in a loose-fitting dress of some sort. It's unlikely that she'll wear anything strapless being that most pregnancy prostheses have clear shoulder straps to help hold them up. Since she'll likely now be wearing just a three or four month prosthesis, she might be able to secure it without the shoulder straps the larger prostheses have. At most, the change in the narrative will buy them up to three months, but we'll probably see the fake miscarriage report in the next one to two months.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

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Let's see if any reporters in France have the balls to ask Alamuddin how "far along" she is. LOL. Expect that she will not say she's due in June as was previously released by her PR hack, she will now claim that she's not that far along.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

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